Kids In The Hall Presents: Sir Simon Milligan's The Ultimate Pit of Darkness

Welcome to The Ultimate Pit Of Darkness...
Welcome to the Ultimate Pit of Darkness, my name is Sir Simon Milligan and I will be your guide through the Ultimate Pit of Darkness. Along the way we'll see some truly EVIL, horrifying, and downright frightening sights along the way.

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DO NOT ENTER THE ULTIMATE PIT OF DARKNESS IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION, ARE SQUEEMISH, OR PREGNANT. REMEMBER, YOU ENTER THE ULTIMATE PIT OF DARKNESS AT YOUR OWN RISK, THE KIDS IN THE HALL(c) & SIR SIMON MILLIGAN(c) ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM DONE TO THE VISITOR. ENJOY YOUR VISIT TO THE ULTIMATE PIT OF DARKNESS.
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...But First THE WHORES...
There is no turning back now!! HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLISH MORTALS!!! I AM SOOOO EVIL!!!...okay, now on with the tour.

To your left you will see a truly terrifying and very EVIL picture. Try to keep the screaming to a minimum.

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(For the stupid people in the group)
...First Business and THEN THE WHORES...
...And now if you look to your left you will see my beautiful girlfriend
..But master you are single
...LOOK EVERYONE HECUBUS IS EVIL...EVIL!!

Any ways Hecubus is right, that skank bag ho to the left is my ex-wife who had A GREAT DEAL of plastic surgery done after our marriage ended in '90. Anyways lying is EVIL...very EVIL!!


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(For the REALLY STUPID PEOPLE OUT THERE!)

...HEY HEY HEY, HECUBUS DID YOU CHANGE THE PICTURE???
..Why yes master I did.
...EVIL, TRULY EVIL!
Favourite links
 

Hotmail
A very EVIL free Email Service!

Mtv Online
A very EVIL sight for the very EVIL t.v. network!


Comedy Central
EVIL home of KITH re-runs & South Park!

Email me on:
Hecubus [email protected]

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